9.27.2004
The words every woman is waiting to hear...
On Friday night I hung out with one of my closest guy friends on the west coast. Being a single straight girl with all straight guy friends can be both draining and worrisome because inevitably I will start dating one of them and instantly be friendless. Anyway, we were out at a bar and he started to get all weird telling me he had something to tell me but wanted to wait until we had a few more drinks. A few drinks later, it came out....the words every grown woman is just waiting and hoping to hear a man say to her (at least if you're from Braintree!) -"I'm gay!!!" I was obviously psyched because 1) I am a massive fag hag; 2) what is life without a gay B? Hopefully I will never have to find out, the four month dry spell was enough.
